blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

awlcaps:

S04E09

the-anal-rapist:

Trust fall…

minccinorris:

the best fucking vine video ever

sorry-so-sorry:

so obviously i went on omegle looking for potential revolutionaries

ok let me try again 

what

that’s not exactly what i was looking for but

…

um

dang i thought i was getting somewhere

yES I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE TO JOIN IN MY CRUSADE